So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for my life im trying to be poetic
nothing brings people together like singing bohemian rhapsody
my plans after high school? well, i was thinking i’d [loud truck horn as it rushes by]